It’s that time of year again – the season of mulled wine, mince pies, and a bit of cheeky festive chaos! I’m thrilled to announce that I’ll be back at Ely Cathedral’s Christmas Gift & Food Fair for four fabulous days of shopping, laughter, and sweary Christmas jumper decorations.

Last time I attended this incredible event, I had the absolute joy of seeing people belly-laugh over my jumper decorations (yes, the ones with swear words). Hearing folks casually drop the c-word or lovingly call their friends “twats” in a cathedral was a surreal and hilarious highlight! And if I manage to walk through those iconic cathedral doors without bursting into flames, it’ll be a Christmas miracle.

The deets:

Wed 20th Nov : 6.30–9.00pm

Thur 21st Nov : 9:30am–4.30pm

Fri 22nd Nov : 9:30am–4.30pm & 6.30–9.00pm

Sat 23rd Nov : 9:30am–4.30pm

Located in the stunning nave of Ely Cathedral (talk about a shopping setting with wow-factor!), this event is widely regarded as one of East Anglia’s best Christmas markets. With over 100 boutique stalls inside the cathedral and another 100 in the Festive Shopping Marquee just outside, it’s the perfect place to tick off your gift list while soaking up the festive vibes.

And it’s not just about the shopping – there’ll be plenty of food vendors on hand serving up delicious bites and hot drinks to keep your energy levels up. Mulled wine and mince pies, anyone?

What I’m Bringing

I’ll be there with my beaver out, my signature sweary Christmas jumper decorations, a whole bunch of new goodies (spoiler: they’re cheeky too), and all my usual enthusiasm for festive inappropriateness. If you’re looking for unique gifts with a dash of humor – or just a good laugh – pop by and say hi!

So book your tickets (HERE), grab your friends, embrace the festive fuckery, and make your way to Ely Cathedral. Whether you’re here for the shopping, the food, or the banter, this is an event not to miss.